Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Whoop-de-Fucking-Do!

The Vatican has forgiven John Lennon for his "the Beatles are more popular than Jesis Christ" comment.

Big fucking deal. John Lennon was murdered 28 years ago.

2 comments:

Phil said...

Cleaning up their To Do list seems to be a glacial process.

Yep, we're on it!


Please.

I bet Lennon would have laughed out loud if he were still alive.

montag said...

A lot faster than Galileo's.