Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Next Up: Cuisinart Endorsed by Jeffrey Dahmer?

H-S Precision, a maker of sniper rifles for the FBI, published an endorsement by Lon Horiuchi on the back of their catalog.

As Roberta has noted, the gun blogs are all a-twitter over this. Given that Horiuchi, at best, took a bad shot or, at worst, deliberately shot a woman in the face while she was holding her baby, that's not exactly primo marketing. Especially when your market consists of people with long memories for that sort of shit.

1 comment:

Jim said...

This must be in the air right now see this article:

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/28/sniper_feature/

This makes the case for more use of snipers in our current style of wars.