Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 12, 2015

How Had I Not Ever Heard of Ivan Chesnokov?

He is/was a plain-speaking Russian purist.


That, and more, here.

He would have hated Gecko45. Assuming they are/were real people.
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6 comments:

mikey said...

Heh. I bet he would be deeply troubled by my Mossberg Mariner...

2/12/2015 4:27 PM
Tam said...

Cute fake Russlish. ;)

Yes, Gecko45 was a real person. I worked with him for a while. He was trolling almost as hard as this "Russian". :)

2/13/2015 11:24 AM
Anonymous said...

Perhaps they're the same person? Has anybody ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

2/13/2015 5:15 PM
Chuck Pergiel said...

T'roll or not t'roll, Ivan rules!

2/13/2015 5:46 PM
CenterPuke88 said...

Tam, my first reaction was the same. Then I read over a reasoned analysis of his sentence structure and use of words and phrases. The use of some idioms does suggest familiarity with America and American behavior, but the writing structure is quite Russian. On the whole, I suggest either a Russian immigrant or a very highly educated American who also speaks Russian.

Either way, a wholly entertaining diversion and I would actually love to read some more "reviews" of this sort. While showing a bias toward Russian weapons, his points are quite accurate overall, and technically descriptive. I do love his assessment that a lot of holes quickly makes caliber mostly irrelevant.

2/13/2015 6:36 PM
Robert Fowler said...

Gecko45 isn't a real person? I'm devastated.

2/15/2015 5:14 PM

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