Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 12, 2015

"Tactical"?

I picked up a brochure the other day for a "tactical handgun" match. There was some stuff about needing an IDPA-permissible holster (whatever the hell that means), but the only description of the gun was a "tactical handgun", 9mm or better.

What the hell is a "tactical handgun"? Is it this thing?


Or this?


Do we need to track down Gecko45 and ask him?

4 comments:

GolFoxtrot Yankee said...

Whatever the result, we must get Ivan Chesnokov's opinion on the matter: http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php

hans said...

I ain't laughed so long n so well in ages... Chesnokov RULES!

Anonymous said...

I guess this is opposed to a "strategic handgun" - with ... an ICBM launch attachment?

Nangleator said...

Where's the scary shark mouth nose art?