Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 21, 2015

Caturday

Jake noir.

5 comments:

Mike R said...: Jake is sad because he only has 5 or 6 choices of food and too many decisions on where to sleep.

He looks like such a sweet old timer.; 2/21/2015 10:07 AM
BadTux said...: "Hello, Sweetheart. Of all the gin joints in all the cities in every nation of this here planet, what brings you to mine?"; 2/21/2015 6:49 PM
BadTux said...: And like all noir heros, he is of course wearing a tuxedo :).; 2/21/2015 6:49 PM
Nangleator said...: A good imitation of Henri:

http://youtu.be/0M7ibPk37_U?list=PLus0YZufzZ8C3eF3RYgyAXdJhfu3xJhn1; 2/23/2015 1:38 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Henri is a long-haired pretender. Jake is the real deal.

Cats don't suffer from existential angst. Cats are too cool for that.; 2/24/2015 10:04 PM