Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Who Gives a Shit About Mr. Rip-and-Read?

Seriously. The guy's job is to look pretty on network TV and read from a teleprompter.

So he was telling a few tall tales about his own experiences. How does that pass the "So, What" test?

The guy's a news-reader. It's not as if he was exactly Tim Hetherington or Dickey Chappelle.

But yeah, this'll leave a mark:

3 comments:

D. said...

This is making me long for the days of Drew Pearson, who I was too young to read in the first place. (I do remember Jack Anderson.)

Deadstick said...

And we gave Saint Ronnie a pass when he claimed he'd been present at the liberation of Holocaust camps...

mikey said...

My brain wants to agree with you, but my heart wants to see some of these rich, insulated fucks face SOME occasional consequences, even for something trivial and stupid. We've just reached a point where the protected class can skate on anything, and if we're not going to prosecute bankers and torturers, well, maybe we can at least fire Brian Williams for being a smug bullshitter...