Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Helpful Hint for Criminals

Doughnut shops are not the best places to hide out after pulling a heist.
Police arrested a man suspected of robbing a bank in New Jersey ... an officer spotted a man matching the description of the suspect near the entrance of a Dunkin Donuts drinking coffee.
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2 comments:

ShortWoman said...

America Runs To Dunkin ;-)

2/24/2015 9:33 PM
BadTux said...

That ranks right there in the annals of dumb criminals with the geniuses who robbed a donut shop in New Orleans a decade or so ago -- the one right across from NOPD headquarters. They barely had their guns out before they were drawn down on by a half dozen customers -- a half dozen customers *still in uniform*, no less.

Derp!

Of course, the smart criminals know better than to rob donut shops. They know that the *real* money is on Wall Street :).

2/24/2015 9:50 PM

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