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"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

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"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Helpful Hint for Criminals

Doughnut shops are not the best places to hide out after pulling a heist.
Police arrested a man suspected of robbing a bank in New Jersey ... an officer spotted a man matching the description of the suspect near the entrance of a Dunkin Donuts drinking coffee.

2 comments:

ShortWoman said...

America Runs To Dunkin ;-)

BadTux said...

That ranks right there in the annals of dumb criminals with the geniuses who robbed a donut shop in New Orleans a decade or so ago -- the one right across from NOPD headquarters. They barely had their guns out before they were drawn down on by a half dozen customers -- a half dozen customers *still in uniform*, no less.

Derp!

Of course, the smart criminals know better than to rob donut shops. They know that the *real* money is on Wall Street :).