Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

I'm Going to Bid on the Hemlock/Antifreeze Concession at Starbucks in Cleveland

Could We See a Walker-Bush Ticket?

Why Cleveland, you ask? This is why.

The point that the GOP hasn't been able to win a presidential election without a Bush on the ticket since 1976, well, that's a topic for another time.
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2 comments:

Murphy's Law said...

If Jeb "Amnesty" Bush is anywhere on that ticket, I'm going to write in Murphy and Belle.

2/18/2015 6:50 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Sharpen your pencil, Murph.

2/19/2015 10:29 AM

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