Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Thursday, February 5, 2015

But I Gave At the Office!

You can literally sell your shit.

But only if you live near Medford, MA.

They ought to open satellite offices near Beacon Hill or down in Washington, D.C.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

I could earn millions. It would make cocktail party conversations strained, though. "You're a professional WHAT?"