Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Wake Up and Smell the Gunsmoke, NPR!

For the love of Your Dear and Fluffy Lord, you clowns at National Public Radio had better get a fucking clue: The Republicans hate your asses. The GOP has been on a decades' long quest to defund you guys.

You can fire all of the people you want who dare to speak the truth, but it will not appease them one bit. You can have on conservative commentators, but that has not ever appeased the Right and it will not ever make them happy.

The Right wants NPR to shut the fuck up and go away. Because to conservatives, only their point of views should be aired on the nation's airwaves. In that regard, they are little different from the Soviets, the Chinese, the Cubans or any other authoritarian nation. And the conservatives have billions from the Chamber of Commerce, the Koch brothers, Fox and corporations to support their stations.

NPR is acting about like a heard of antelopes trying to appease a pack of jackals.

Update: Jon Stewart weighed in.

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