Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Hey Mister, You Wanna Buy a Pencil?

Back in the day, a Chicago cop would signal a motorist that a bit of folding money would take care of the ticket by offering to sell a pencil to the driver. Depending on the infraction (and what the cop thought he could get), the pencil would cost between ten and fifty bucks.

Nowadays, of course, corruption is more genteel. A politician's spouse sets up a charity and the big corporations just line up to shovel cash in through the door. It may all be for a good cause. But can anyone honestly say that if Bobby Jindal owned a small chain of Stop `n Goes in East Baton Rouge Parish that AT&T would donate a quarter-mil to his wife's charity?

Note that one of the largest givers, a refinery company named Alon USA which also contributed a quarter o a million bucks to the charity, got the state to reduce its water discharge testing requirements from twice a week to twice a month.

It may be graft for a good cause. But it is still graft.

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