Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 7, 2011

Another Teabagger Terrorist

Apparently, one of them tried to bomb a Democratic polling place last year.

I don't recall ever hearing about this, which is no shock, as it is not terrorism if white Christians do it. But since the whole case so far relies on FBI affidavits, and since I personally trust the FBI as far as I could throw Jedgar's coffin*, I'd like to read more on this.

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* Why Jedgar.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will assume that your use of the obscenity "teabagger" is meant to imply this guy is a member of the Tea Party, but exactly where did you get that from? Nothing in the article or video provides any evidence of political affiliation, or are you just lumping everybody who isn't a raging leftwinger into that classification?

Comrade Misfit said...

He fits the profile.

And as far as I know, there is no formal organization to the Tea party, no dues, no membership lists, no ID cards.