Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

King's Hearings

Because white folks simply cannot be terrorists!

Matt Bors

2 comments:

Allan S said...

I only caught a portion of a news interview (Canadian), where the journalist was interviewing some teabagger whose hair looked like worms (not kidding there). She asked him what he thought of the worlds opinion on how the tea bag party was viewed a racist party....then the PVR (our TVO) kicked in and the channel changed. The look on his face was vacant, would loved to have heard his answer...the guy watching the tv kind of reminded me of him....your country is screwed isn't it?

suz said...

@ Allan S:

Oh my, yes! Totally.