Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Mine! Mine! Mine!

Gracie is lying on her brand-new heated cat bed.


It was out of the package and plugged in for all of three minutes before she discovered it, realized that it was warm and plopped down on it. As I type this, she has curled up and is now asleep.
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2 comments:

BadTux said...

That photo makes her look like she's berating you for taking so long to get her such a nice cat bed.

I notice that this cat bed appears to be set up in an easy chair. So... where do *you* sit?

-- Badtux the sits-on-floor Penguin
(heh!).

3/01/2011 3:03 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

It's on a couch and it's on the end that guest sit at. Fortunately, that doesn't happen too often.

3/01/2011 5:08 PM

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