Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 14, 2011

Blue on Blue

A Nassau county police officer was shot and killed by a railroad cop. Nassau county cops had responded to the emergency, which was a crazy man armed with hunting knives. for some reason, two MTA cops also showed up. One of the MTA cops then shot a plainclothes Nassau county cop, who was armed with a rifle.

The main difference between this and the standard "blue-on-blue" police shootings in the NYC metro area is that the cop who was shot wasn't a Black guy.

Of course, if you mistakenly shoot a cop, you're going to the Crossbar Hotel for a few decades. They'll probably offer free mental health counseling to the MTA cop.
Posted by on or about 09:35

1 comment:

Fixer said...

From what we're getting, the plainclothes cop showed up on the scene after the others went into the house after the nut. He was carrying a shotgun when he approached. I betcha the MTA cop thought he was a friend of the nut, saw the shotgun and let one loose. Personally, I'm surprised one of the Nassau weenies didn't shoot him first.

3/14/2011 1:20 PM

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