Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 4, 2011

You Have to Suspect That "The Fix Is In."

The European military contractor that lost a bid to build Air Force refueling tankers said Friday that it would not protest the awarding of that contract to the Boeing Company, ending years of struggle that had highlighted flaws in the Pentagon’s contracting procedures.
Riiight. Nobody just walks away from a project worth 35 billion or more because they are nice guys who just want "to put the best interest of the war-fighters first."

Certainly not when Congress is not letting the Army buy better IED detection gear because the money for that would come from buying new Humvees (which the Army doesn't want) because the manufacturer of Humvees gave a shitload of money to one congressman.

1 comment:

Cirze said...

And who's the enemy we need all this super high-tech hardware against again?

Oh right.

OSAMA BIN LADIN!!!!!!!!!!!

BRRRRRRRRR.

(and al-quaida!!!!!)

The taxpayers are so fucked up.

(- ex-defense hardware/software manager)