Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, March 7, 2011

Life in Teabag America

Under Gov. Christie, New Jersey is leading the way. And life in the city of Camden is becoming more sketchy.

If you live in a state that allows concealed carry, you'd better get a permit (if one is required). Unfortunately, that doesn't include New Jersey or Wisconsin.

1 comment:

Stewart Dean said...

I've always appreciated Ann Richards comeback when, as governor of Texas (pre-Bush), she was asked why she opposed a no-permit unrestricted concealed carry for women, she said (with a thick magnolia accent):
"Honey, there isn't a woman in Texas that could find a gun in her purse in anything under 5 minutes"