The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.
Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said.
He has admitted to the facts and, surprise, surprise, says he has a "porn addiction". Apparently the wanker's wife wife gave him the heave-ho on this, as he's camped out in some motel.
The only true shocker is that Storms copped to being a hypocrite.
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