Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Stupid Naval Aviator Tricks

The Captain of the USS Enterprise, while he was the Executive Officer, directed and produced a series of raunchy/soft porn movies.

Not exactly what one would call a career-enhancing move.
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3 comments:

tom said...

OMG, the stupid, and the homoerotic it burns and THESE guys are affraid of don't ask don't tell?
Christ on a Crutch, I think his next command will be on Civvie street giving out ha nd bills on 42nd St.

1/02/2011 1:29 AM
One Fly said...

YIKES!

1/02/2011 12:24 PM
montag said...

The Captain has been temporarily suspended until this blows over and he can be given a new berth.

1/03/2011 7:21 PM

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