Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
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Friday, January 7, 2011

Napoleon Wasn't Short?

He was 5'7", which was slightly above-average for a French soldier in the 19th Century.

So where did this "Napoleon is short" crap come about? It came primarily from British propaganda.

(British propaganda also dragged us into the First World War and helped Chimpy justify the Iraq War.)

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I don't care. I'm still using the 'Napoleon complex' concept. It's very useful.

montag said...

Regardless of his height, I still prefer a Napoleon pastry to Wellington boots.