Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Will the Tea-Baggers in Arizona Be Out Drinking Today to Celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

Just wondering.
Posted by on or about 08:41
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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If so? I so hope someone thinks to spit in their margaritas. Yes, childish, but satisfying.

5/05/2010 11:55 AM
montag said...

When it comes to drinking why should today be any different for teabaggers? Plenty of Jack-off Daniels and Old Overshoe behind the bar.

5/05/2010 1:35 PM
BadTux said...

They're too busy with their annual Freakout de Mayo, soiling their panties at the thought that there's a holiday for unseemly dark skinned people. The nerve, the nerve -- don't those darkies know that ethnic holidays are only for white people, like the Irish with their St. Patrick's Day celebrations?!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

5/05/2010 8:46 PM
Tired of Liberal Lies said...

And wife beaters such as yourself should stop beating their wives on this holiday that isn't really a holiday. Add everyday to that list of days too.

Don't like being called a wife beater? Don't call people who are actually taking a stand for something they believe in tea baggers. If you really know what that meant, you wouldn't use the term.

5/07/2010 6:39 PM
BadTux said...

LOL! The teabaggers loved being called teabaggers, even carried signs calling themselves teabaggers, until someone pointed out to them that teabagging was also a term used for a particular deviant sexual practice. Now they're upset that liberals are using a term for them that they themselves first applied to themselves. Classic!

- Badtux the "Better morons, please!" Penguin

5/07/2010 6:58 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

It was the tea-baggers themselves who adopted that name for themselves, until they realized that it might have {gasp} gay connotations.

Beyond that, I see one of the tea-bagging governors, Bobbie "Volcano" Jindal, is now begging the Feds for help. That's typical of the tea-baggers, more than happy to take government money if it benefits them.

5/07/2010 7:02 PM

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