Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
2 comments:
As a working policy that's straight and to the point. But you also have to know what kind of zoms you're facing (Romeroesque slow shamblers; 28 Days Later zombie spring team runners; Dan O'Bannon talking zoms, etc.)
And, for choice of weapon...I always favor the sword (katana in my case). It's quiet and it doesn't run out of bullets.
-Jonathan Maberry
author of ZOMBIE CSU: The Forensics of the Living Dead (Citadel Press)
PATIENT ZERO (St. Martins Griffin)
ROT & RUIN (Simon & Schuster -Oct 2010)
and co-author of MARVEL ZOMBIES RETURN
I suppose that if I had to think about it, I'd opt for something like a shorter handled shovel, somewhere between an entrenching tool an a regular shovel, which was semi- sharpened at the angle of a wood-splitting wedge.
It doesn't scream "weapon", you can take it almost anywhere.
Too bad they don't make a Garand with a box magazine and in .223 or 7.62x39mm. Heavy stock with a steel buttplate, sturdy bayonet, it'd be a hell of a good compromise weapon.
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