Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Caturday

I cover most of my bed with a cotton throw for the cats to lie on. That keeps cat hair and fluidic leakage off my comforter and sheets.



But George loves to lie on the sheets and if I fail to pull the covers up, he will do so.



Gracie enjoys a bit of sun.



(click on any of them to enlarge)
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3 comments:

BadTux said...

A cotton throw wouldn't stop The Mighty Fang. I'd just come in and find two lumps -- one below where TMF burrowed under the covers, and one on top where Mencken is sharing the warmth through the fabric. Same as my current situation, actually :). Luckily TMF is not prone to hairballs, being a short-hair with very slick/shiny fur that seems to just go through his digestive system like it was greased, otherwise I'd need to buy way more sheets to be assured of a clean set at bedtime...

- Badtux the Cat-owned Penguin

5/09/2010 12:34 PM
merlallen said...

fluid leakage?

5/09/2010 7:37 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

Gracie is not terribly good at cleaning her butt, so she sometimes has bits of poop on her ass that stain things. And both she and George will, on occasion, yock up a hairball.

5/09/2010 7:47 PM

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