Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Global Vampire Squid- Sucking the Life From Its "Clients"

One of the outcomes of the last two years worth of financial news is this: You would have to be eight kinds of a fool in order, now, to become a client of Goldman Sachs. They might as well have to read you the financial equivalent of the Miranda Rights, for any information you provide them will be used against you.

Their clients are beginning to figure this out. Doing business with Goldman Sachs is like riding the back of a great white shark-- you might have the ride of your life. Or you might get eaten alive.

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