String Turds

This can happen with cats. The hair that is making its way through their digestive tract almost forms up like string. The string connects one turd to the next one. When the cat goes to the litter box, it can then jump out with one or two turds dangling from its ass.

If you are lucky, the cat will walk by, you'll smell the turds and be able to remove them before the cat sits down and mashes the turds into the fur on its hindquarters. Or your rug. Or your furniture.

I was lucky tonight.