Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Incompetence and Ineptitude

Really, jerkoff? You tried to set off a car bomb in Times Square and it took you two freaking days to figure out that you should get out of the damn country?

The guy who sold the car advertised it over the Internet, which likely means that the clown who bought the car sent an e-mail. Once the cops had talked to the seller of the car, they probably had a good idea who the perpetrator was.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

America, like Israel, is lucky in its enemies. Without such incompetence and ineptitude on the part of our enemies, the clown shoes brigade that masquerades as our "government" would have a lifespan roughly on par with mayflies. I do worry, however, about what would happen if we really did have a real enemy, one that was competent to add 1+1 and come up with something other than 3. I doubt this country would survive one 9/11-scale or even Oklahoma-City scale atrocity per day, it would tear itself apart rapidly.

In the meantime, here's to the incompetence of America's enemies...

- Badtux the Competency Penguin

montag said...

One thing the Xmas crotch bomber and Paki McVeigh make clear is that death and destruction are not necessary for success. The fear and paranoia, fanned to fever pitch by the GOP and Rush the Talking Pig and his jester Glennie and others will in the end be more damaging to this country than a handful of bodies & burnt out vehicles and storefronts. And it is a lot easier to set up a group of useful idiots than to put together a well trained cadre to get the same effect. I expect we will see a lot more of Crotch & Paki McVeigh in our future. Many more than the deadly kind.

Comrade Misfit said...

As soon as the news broke that the bomber was a Paki immigrant, the usual cast of idiots were on the nation's airwaves. Traitor Joe was there to argue that the Constitution should be amended so that people he fears can be denied the liberties and civil rights of free men and tortured at will. Rep. John King once again showed himself to be one of the dumbest men in the Congress.

We are so fucked.