Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, May 7, 2010

For Rent in New Jersey



Probably unfurnished, so the tenants will have to bring their own mattresses and Chicago Typewriters.

(H/T to RJ)
Posted by on or about 16:06
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2 comments:

Bridget Magnus said...

While I see the amusing bits, MOB is a pretty standard abbreviation for Medical Office Building. It's always pronounced Em Oh Bee rather than MOB. This explains why "convenient to the ER" is a good thing.

Man the weird things you pick up living around doctors.

When I was a teenager, my father insisted that I have a square case for my violin rather than have it be mistaken for a machine gun case. Why yes, I grew up in the south suburbs of Chicago!

5/07/2010 11:16 PM
Mule Breath said...

New Jersey? The area code is Colorado. However, considering the make-up of the Lege in that state, the implication would be just as appropriate.

5/08/2010 8:25 AM

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