Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, May 7, 2010

For Rent in New Jersey



Probably unfurnished, so the tenants will have to bring their own mattresses and Chicago Typewriters.

(H/T to RJ)
Posted by on or about 16:06
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2 comments:

Bridget Magnus said...

While I see the amusing bits, MOB is a pretty standard abbreviation for Medical Office Building. It's always pronounced Em Oh Bee rather than MOB. This explains why "convenient to the ER" is a good thing.

Man the weird things you pick up living around doctors.

When I was a teenager, my father insisted that I have a square case for my violin rather than have it be mistaken for a machine gun case. Why yes, I grew up in the south suburbs of Chicago!

5/07/2010 11:16 PM
Mule Breath said...

New Jersey? The area code is Colorado. However, considering the make-up of the Lege in that state, the implication would be just as appropriate.

5/08/2010 8:25 AM

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