Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

"The Good Guys"

I just watched the premiere of that series, though the word "series" might be an optimistic statement. It has to be one of the stupidest and most moronic cop shows in a very, very long time.

Let me put it this way: To get me to watch it again, you had best bring a gun or a very large sum of money. For it will take either one to get me to waste another hour on that putrid heap of dreck.

4 comments:

BadTux said...

Okay, so you didn't like it. What, exactly, did you not like about it? I mean, I'm not going to watch it, but it'd be interesting to know *why* I'm not going to watch it ;).

- Badtux the TV-less Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Imagine that you had some hack of a screenwriter who decided to try to rip off the sort of characters dreamed up by Carl Hiaasen, only make them cops and criminals and set the cop show in Dallas.

So there is one cop, played by the curly-haired short guy from "the West Wing" who is an alcoholic, a 1980s burnout who is coasting on the fame of his one big case from back then. His partner, played by Tom Hanks's kid, is some anal-retentive grammar freak. They go around investigating crimes like the theft of a dehumidifier.

The show is trying too hard to be funny, wry and ironic and it fails hard at all three. Critics will probably regard it as "edgy".

I predict the viewing public will regard it as "stupid." This isn't a show with real potential that Fox fucked up like "Firefly", this one is a trainwreck from day one.

Eck! said...

It's edgy alright.. and they are quite rough.

It doesn't work. I was hoping for some laughs but, no so.


Eck!

J. said...

Concur. Watched it last night because I was vaguely interested by the premise, but it fails on so many levels. Not gonna watch that again.