Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
America, like Israel, is lucky in its enemies. Without such incompetence and ineptitude on the part of our enemies, the clown shoes brigade that masquerades as our "government" would have a lifespan roughly on par with mayflies. I do worry, however, about what would happen if we really did have a real enemy, one that was competent to add 1+1 and come up with something other than 3. I doubt this country would survive one 9/11-scale or even Oklahoma-City scale atrocity per day, it would tear itself apart rapidly.
In the meantime, here's to the incompetence of America's enemies...
- Badtux the Competency Penguin
One thing the Xmas crotch bomber and Paki McVeigh make clear is that death and destruction are not necessary for success. The fear and paranoia, fanned to fever pitch by the GOP and Rush the Talking Pig and his jester Glennie and others will in the end be more damaging to this country than a handful of bodies & burnt out vehicles and storefronts. And it is a lot easier to set up a group of useful idiots than to put together a well trained cadre to get the same effect. I expect we will see a lot more of Crotch & Paki McVeigh in our future. Many more than the deadly kind.
As soon as the news broke that the bomber was a Paki immigrant, the usual cast of idiots were on the nation's airwaves. Traitor Joe was there to argue that the Constitution should be amended so that people he fears can be denied the liberties and civil rights of free men and tortured at will. Rep. John King once again showed himself to be one of the dumbest men in the Congress.
We are so fucked.
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