Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, May 2, 2010

One to Two Million Gallons of Oil a Day

The lower figure is apparently what the BP well is leaking, now. The higher figure is what it may well leak if the riser pipe snaps in two.

That $500,000 blowout prevention valve system, which BP successfully fought installing, is going to look like chump change. Note that the Bush Administration adopted the Libertarian/Randian point of view that "corporations will adopt safety measures on their own because their reputation is on the line", or some such bullshit.

Of course, BP is crying the same sort of crocodile tears that Massey Coal gushed forth:
"Losing 11 of our industry colleagues is a tragedy for the offshore community," said BP Group Chief Executive Tony Hayward in the statement.
What a load of self-serving horseshit.

(H/T)

3 comments:

SkinnyDennis said...

Uh oh, the Chinese spammers are back!

Comrade Misfit said...

I know, I just deleted it.

Those fuckers. I really don't want to enable full moderation.

BadTux said...

Well, at least now BP knows that there's oil in that thare gusher :).

My understanding is that there *was* a computer-controlled valve down there that was supposed to shut off if it quit getting signals. Emphasis on the "was". It apparently got blown apart when the gas in the casing exploded, or it was defective to begin with and just didn't shut off, or just wasn't capable of handling the pressure of the gushing oil. Also quite clearly it wasn't this half-million-dollar "Go To Hell" valve that you're talking about, but, rather, just an ordinary pipeline valve like I used to service for a living. Those are good valves, but not intended to staunch a million plus gallons of oil per day under high pressure...

- Badtux the Oil Penguin