Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Summon the Chorus of Humorless Members of the 101st Chairborne Rangers

Some soldiers in Afghanistan remade a Lady Gaga video:



You can bet your ass that the Patton-Wannabees in the 82nd Keyboarders will not find any humor in it.

Fuck them.

(The short version of the original video is here.)
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3 comments:

Allan S said...

Freakin' tears are leaking out of my eyes.Too funny! One of the toughest units in the world....Oh that was priceless...I have to figure a way to send that to my cousin-in-law, he is ex airborne....

5/01/2010 11:44 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Here's how to do that:

Start the video, click on the YouTube logo, and that will take you to the YouTube page. Copy the URL of the page and send it to your cousin.

5/01/2010 12:10 PM
Anonymous said...

Gotta love bored soldiers! That was hilarious!

5/01/2010 2:06 PM

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