Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Summon the Chorus of Humorless Members of the 101st Chairborne Rangers

Some soldiers in Afghanistan remade a Lady Gaga video:



You can bet your ass that the Patton-Wannabees in the 82nd Keyboarders will not find any humor in it.

Fuck them.

(The short version of the original video is here.)

3 comments:

Allan S said...

Freakin' tears are leaking out of my eyes.Too funny! One of the toughest units in the world....Oh that was priceless...I have to figure a way to send that to my cousin-in-law, he is ex airborne....

Comrade Misfit said...

Here's how to do that:

Start the video, click on the YouTube logo, and that will take you to the YouTube page. Copy the URL of the page and send it to your cousin.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love bored soldiers! That was hilarious!