Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The Republican Party = the Confederate Party?

Folks in the GOP, at least in Virginia, are adopting Civil War symbology.

Next step will probably be the adoption of party uniforms. I have a modest suggestion, of course:

Gray uniforms for daytime wear:



White for night-time and for formal occasions:

3 comments:

BadTux said...

OOooh yes, quite appropriate. The Party of Lincoln has decidedly become the Party of the Confederacy, and should wear the appropriate uniforms so we can identify them and respond accordingly.

- Badtux the Approving Penguin

John B said...

ah, the Democrats were the party of slavery, the GOP was the bunch of idiots that thought they could hold the nation together by force.

I want new parties, and all the members of the old ones used to clean up that oil spill.....

Comrade Misfit said...

Yeah, the Democrats were the party of slavery 150 years ago!

Things have changed, since.