Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

BP: The "P" Is for "Phuckery"

Now it is coming to light that BP knew for almost a year that there were problems with the well casing and the blowout preventer on its Deep Horizon well in the Gulf of Mexico. But in the true spirit of BP towards matters related to safety, BP just went ahead and kept drilling.

"Drill, baby, drill."

Tens of millions of gallons of oil have gushed and are continuing to gush out of that broken well.

"Drill here, drill now."

Gulf Coast fisherman are facing the reality that most of them will be forced out of business.

"Drill, baby, drill."

"Drill, baby, drill."

George W. Bush is now in favor of using renewable energy sources.

"Drill here, drill now."

On the other hand Big Oil's Favorite Governor, Rick Perry of Texas, has called BP's debacle "an act of God" and, other than that, has been hiding out from reporters.

1 comment:

jbrock said...

So Rick Perry thinks BP is God?

Considering that the disaster they've inflicted on the Gulf Coast is apparently of biblical proportions, he might have a case.