Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Only Speak "Good" of the Dead

The Holocaust Museum Shooter has died.

"Good."
Posted by on or about 15:51

4 comments:

Blue Girl, Red State said...

I briefly considered a title like "Congratulations Michelle Malkin!" and the text "you're now the biggest asshole left alive" clickable to the story...

1/06/2010 4:31 PM
Phil said...

Good, indeed, but undoubtedly better had he died 88 years ago.

1/06/2010 4:35 PM
lahru said...

scalpel sharp

1/06/2010 8:19 PM
Anonymous said...

Oh, in case I ever needed a one word post to show why I love your blog...this is IT!

1/07/2010 7:40 PM

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