Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, January 29, 2010

Murder

The Wichita Asswipe who shot and killed Dr. Tiller was convicted of first-degree murder this morning.

The jury deliberations took 37 minutes. I'm guessing that about 25 minutes was spent voting on who the jury foreman would be.
Posted by on or about 12:35

4 comments:

Camperrunamok said...

I guess this is a victory for the family but it is certainly no victory for tolerance. I hope this guy gets life+ and no more martyrs appear but I not holding my breath. Terrorism in the name of jesus is hard to even get your head around.

1/29/2010 2:49 PM
Cujo359 said...

Terrorism in the name of Jesus is a story that's almost as old as Christianity. And if there were no Christianity, the crackpots would probably find some other religion to terrorize people in the name of.

According to what I read at FDL (I didn't bother to check the sources) the guy all but confessed on the stand. So, I suspect that Comrade E.B. had the jury's agenda about right.

1/29/2010 3:20 PM
Karen Zipdrive said...

Maybe the jury took a lil' 30 minute lunch break, too.

1/29/2010 7:03 PM
Distributorcap said...

why would it even take 37 minutes. i remember when i was on a murder case the first vote was in 5 minutes. this creep admitted to doing it -

but it is kansas......

1/30/2010 5:51 PM

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