Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

I Love It When They Do This Stuff

Sanctuary's episode from last Friday had one of the main characters crawling through an air duct in order to combat the evil menace of the week. As he is doing that, the character mutters in a hoarse voice: "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

Which, of course, is from the movie "Die Hard".

I just love little homages like that.

2 comments:

Nangleator said...

And I think of the Mythbusters episode where they tried some air duct climbing and crawling...

And made enough noise to be heard in the next building over.

Comrade Misfit said...

Agreed, that is one of the things that bugs me. The "oil-canning" of the sheet metal would be a huge giveaway.