Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, June 14, 2009

The Sound You Just Heard Was Glenn Beck's Head Exploding

Even better: The parade was sponsored by a Fox channel.

Millions Enjoy Puerto Rican Parade

Updated: Sunday, 14 Jun 2009, 6:18 PM EDT
Published : Sunday, 14 Jun 2009, 6:18 PM EDT

MYFOXNY.COM - If a street could smile, Fifth Avenue would have been grinning from ear-to-ear at Sunday's Puerto Rican Day Parade.

The sounds of salsa and the sight of thousands of colorful costumes and floats delighted paradegoers of every age.

Fox 5 and sister station My9 broadcast the event and were proud sponsors of the 52nd annual extravaganza. Fox 5's Ernie Anastos and My9's Brenda Blackmon hosted.

The National Puerto Rican Day Parade is one of the largest parades in the United States.
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