Letterman mines for comedy gold from the faux-news-generated outrage:
This is what Fixed Noise and its tools are outraged about:
Shall we gather at the river?
6 hours ago
Airplanes, cats, guns, war, the more than occasional rant about the party of the Confederacy, the spinelessness of the Democrats and crap about anything else that flits through the somewhat offbeat mind of an armed lesbian pinko as she slides down the Razor Blade of Life.

Oh, good. He's leaving the daughters out of it and going after the Wasilla hillbilly harder than ever.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fool she was to tangle with him--he's a lot smarter and always will be.