Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
2 comments:
Well, clearly English is not their first language. Kinda like the time I was in Italy, and was asked what type of work I did. I answered that I had been working in a casino, pronouncing it in the english fashion.
After the hilarity died down, my italian GF told me that that pronunciation means "whorehouse".
Ooops. Classic fail.
And why should English Rule here? It's a Russian company in Nigeria. Weak hehe... if you like, but actual failed attempts at english ( like engrish ) - which this is not - I find much funnier.
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