Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Go Ahead, John, What's Stopping You?

Rep. Boehner: "Being in Congress this year is like standing in front of a machine gun." [Boehner Press Conference, 6/23/2009]
Please, Boehner, go get some first-hand experience at being shot. Then come back to let us know if your pissy-ass whine was indeed correct.

What a collection of pathetic babies now make up the congressional GOP caucus.

(H/T)
Posted by on or about 16:29

3 comments:

Ruckus said...

I'll bet we could make money having a raffle for operator, one, machine gun.

6/23/2009 5:13 PM
Nap Flyer said...

I'd buy lots of tickets in that raffle!

6/23/2009 5:20 PM
Lockwood said...

Great find... here's what I did with it.

6/23/2009 6:14 PM

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