Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Go Ahead, John, What's Stopping You?

Rep. Boehner: "Being in Congress this year is like standing in front of a machine gun." [Boehner Press Conference, 6/23/2009]
Please, Boehner, go get some first-hand experience at being shot. Then come back to let us know if your pissy-ass whine was indeed correct.

What a collection of pathetic babies now make up the congressional GOP caucus.

(H/T)

3 comments:

Ruckus said...

I'll bet we could make money having a raffle for operator, one, machine gun.

Nap Flyer said...

I'd buy lots of tickets in that raffle!

Lockwood said...

Great find... here's what I did with it.