Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

In Lieu of Original Content and Snark

Watch this aviation safety video, and keep in mind that they are only wearing body paint, the pilot is wearing a hat, and the flight attendants have shoes.



The CIA is hiring:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Spy Low Sell High
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorJason Jones in Iran


And Bernie Madoff is running a new Ponzi scheme in the joint:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
150 Years of Solitude
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political HumorJason Jones in Iran

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