Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 19, 2009

405 Worthless, Pointless Douchebags

Otherwise known as the United States House of Representatives, which took time out their day to vote on a stupid-ass resolution about Iran. Ron Paul voted no. The other 29 either hadn't sobered up or hadn't been able to have the bail bondsman post their bond in time for them to cast their vote.

This stupid-ass resolution does nothing, other than provide a talking point for the forces of oppression in Iran. I gather it didn't occur to any one of those 405 drooling imbeciles that the Iranian conservatives regard the US government (including, yes, the 405 retards) as "the Great Satan".

They can't do anything to help on climate change or the mortgage meltdown or health care, but by gum, in the true spirit of bombastic bipartisan balderdash, they sure can pass toothless feel-good resolutions about events happening six thousand miles away.

Horseshit can at least be used as fertilizer. I'm not sure what good a congressman is.

2 comments:

Phil said...

A bunch of Goddamn narcissists that like to hear themselves talk.

Distributorcap said...

last year they voted on a resolution to honor christmas

producticity is job #1 in the us congress