Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, June 29, 2009

First Comes the Bombing.
Then Comes the Occupation.

Of the Moon, that is.

Predictably, the nut jobs are convinced that this will start a war with various species of extraterrestrials.

After the first Apollo missions placed seismometers on the Moon, NASA aimed the expended third stages of Saturn V rockets at the Moon to gain data about the composition of the Moon.
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1 comment:

Cujo359 said...

There's a whole world of crazy out there that I've been blissfully unaware of until now.

6/29/2009 4:25 PM

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