Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 5, 2009

FYI For Men

What happens when a man experiences menopause.
Posted by on or about 12:37

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's interesting. I've been dealing with all the listed symptoms except the hot flashes.
Commented to my wife a couple of days ago that I was having trouble dealing with messy stuff (like cat puke; trimming bloody meat for cooking) and could hardly listen to any of my favorite music without streaming tears - even a lot of the stuff I read seems to easily provoke a case of tears. I was starting to suspect I was loosing my nut.
I think I can deal with male menopause, but the experience sure has increased my respect for all you wonderful women!
Thanks for the heads-up.

6/05/2009 4:23 PM

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