Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, June 26, 2009

Sound Advice

Michael Jackson is dead.

Unless you are a member of his family or you personally knew him:

Get over it.

He was a talented singer and entertainer, no doubt. Anyone who was around when the "Thriller" music video was released can testify to that, it upended the genre of cheap-ass schlock that previously was standard for music videos.

But if you are not in one of the groups I mentioned above and if your life is so damaged by the passing of any entertainer that you need to publicly mourn, you might want to consider seeking some competent professional help.
Posted by on or about 09:30

3 comments:

deadstick said...

...and down in a bottom corner of the front page it said "Farrah Fawcett Dies, p. 8A".

Feh.

6/26/2009 11:58 AM
BadTux said...

I will be sad when Leonard Cohen dies. MJ? Meh.

- Badtux the Music Penguin

6/26/2009 1:41 PM
Karen Zipdrive said...

He was an amazing performer but he's gotten more coverage than Princess Diana and the OJ murder trial.
I've been sticking to HBO and Bravo.

6/27/2009 10:11 AM

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