Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

We Now Return to Our Soap Opera: "As the Governor Strays"

The lengths these guys will go to get laid have an affair: Governor Sanford's trip to Buenos Aries was so that he could spend some quality time with his mistress over the Fathers' Day weekend.

I was wrong, of course; I thought that he would turn out to be just another Wingnut closet case, but I was close enough.

UPDATE: True to form, Fox News identified Sanford as a Democrat. (H/T)


Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah, I suspected that angle too, but if it helps any, a story's about to break that fingers him using State money to fund his Argentine adventure dipping his anticucho into some woman's chimichurri sauce.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to think that we need to chemically castrate all politicians upon election, purely as a matter of course.

Plus, his wife was fairly blase about it -- you can't tell me she didn't know!

Russ said...

Lets review:

Mark Sanford holds press conference
reporter from south carolina newspaper has PRIVATE emails between Sanford and the mis****
so how does someone get access to these emails
all to convenient
is he being taken down a'la Spitzer?
stinks to high heaven in my nose.

Comrade E.B. Misfit said...

You don't think that someone on his staff might have access to his e-mail?

BadTux said...

Yeah, I was one of the people joking about "How many airport bathrooms are there between Atlanta and Argentina? And did he meet Larry Craig in any of them?". Or maybe a mule. Whatever. A heterosexual affair with a hot Hispanic woman who wasn't his maid? Yawn. We need livestock for that diagram you have up above!

- Badtux the Snarky penguin