Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

We Now Return to Our Soap Opera: "As the Governor Strays"

The lengths these guys will go to get laid have an affair: Governor Sanford's trip to Buenos Aries was so that he could spend some quality time with his mistress over the Fathers' Day weekend.

I was wrong, of course; I thought that he would turn out to be just another Wingnut closet case, but I was close enough.

UPDATE: True to form, Fox News identified Sanford as a Democrat. (H/T)

5 comments:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Yeah, I suspected that angle too, but if it helps any, a story's about to break that fingers him using State money to fund his Argentine adventure dipping his anticucho into some woman's chimichurri sauce.

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to think that we need to chemically castrate all politicians upon election, purely as a matter of course.

Plus, his wife was fairly blase about it -- you can't tell me she didn't know!

lahru said...

Lets review:

Mark Sanford holds press conference
reporter from south carolina newspaper has PRIVATE emails between Sanford and the mis****
so how does someone get access to these emails
all to convenient
is he being taken down a'la Spitzer?
why?
stinks to high heaven in my nose.

Comrade Misfit said...

You don't think that someone on his staff might have access to his e-mail?

BadTux said...

Yeah, I was one of the people joking about "How many airport bathrooms are there between Atlanta and Argentina? And did he meet Larry Craig in any of them?". Or maybe a mule. Whatever. A heterosexual affair with a hot Hispanic woman who wasn't his maid? Yawn. We need livestock for that diagram you have up above!

- Badtux the Snarky penguin