Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 25, 2009

As Gov. Sanford Breaths a Sigh of Relief

For, with the sudden death of Michael Jackson, nobody's going to be paying any attention to his misadventures for a couple of news cycles. "Sudden," indeed, the Times URL has the word "hospitalized" in it.

So it will be a couple of days before people get back to the fact that Sanford was getting laid on his state's nickel. Nobody, other than the odd prosecutor, may even care by then.
Posted by on or about 19:36

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Sanford is sending MJ's funeral a casket spray of 1,000 rare black and white orchids.

6/25/2009 11:27 PM

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