Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

As Gov. Sanford Breaths a Sigh of Relief

For, with the sudden death of Michael Jackson, nobody's going to be paying any attention to his misadventures for a couple of news cycles. "Sudden," indeed, the Times URL has the word "hospitalized" in it.

So it will be a couple of days before people get back to the fact that Sanford was getting laid on his state's nickel. Nobody, other than the odd prosecutor, may even care by then.

1 comment:

Karen Zipdrive said...

Sanford is sending MJ's funeral a casket spray of 1,000 rare black and white orchids.