Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, May 4, 2009

If You Think That the Germans Would Ever Vote "Johannes Hitler for Chancellor"

Then you might imagine why the GOP is even glancing at Jeb Bush for President in 2012.

The campaign slogans almost write themselves:

Bush 2012: Because Third Time's a Charm.

Bush 2012: There Has To Be One Competent President in the Family.

Jeb `12: He Really Is Smarter than Dubya.

Bush `12: Because You Can't Quit Us.
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2 comments:

Distributorcap said...

Bush --- or else you get Palin

5/04/2009 8:28 PM
Anonymous said...

Bush '12: Giving Obama 4 more.

5/04/2009 9:48 PM

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